One reported that he'd chipped a nail, and that the prison manicurist was "a butcher. Simply a butcher."
Several others complained that their chardonnay was served cold instead of slightly chilled, and that the salad forks were tarnished. Amnesty International was investigating allegations that the prison tailor was, in the words of one inmate, "a hunyak with two left hands. The lapels on these uniforms are sooooooo 1999. And these buttons! Uggghhh!"