A couple of Lakers Fans drove from LA to game seven in Sacramento. While in the parking lot at Arco Arena they told a Kings fan how easy it was to get tickets, they bought theirs right after game six.
"Really? Game seven was sold out 10 minutes after the tickets went on sale. What section are you in?"
Lakers fan, "Section 114."
Kings fan, "That's a great location, season ticket holders sit there. What row?"
"Row 17."
Kings fan, "That's funny our rows have letters, not numbers. Can I see your tickets?"
The two Lakers fans drove to Sacramento, after they bought two ten dollar tickets to view the game on the big screen in the Staples Center!
I can top that one. You know the expression "There's no tomorrow"? That comes from the Lakers. Back in the sixties, after another agonizing loss to the Celtics in game seven, Ray Felix, one of the Laker centers before Wilt, tried to console his teammates by saying "Don't worry guys, we'll get them tomorrow".
A perturbed Hot Rod Huntley snapped back, "You idiot, there is no tomorrow"!
BTW did those Sacramento fans get good seats for the finals?