To: Prodigal Son
Best way to take care of 'im: Fill Yankee Stadium with cops and firefighters. Helicopter Muhammad's butt to second base. Give him one instruction -- "If you can get out of the stadium alive, you can go free." Then take off in the chopper. The SOB wouldn't make it two feet off of the bag.
19 posted on
06/04/2002 7:01:55 PM PDT by
mhking
To: mhking
Sort of like that scene from "Escape From LA" where Kurt Russell has to score ten points (or whatever it was) on the basketball court or die.
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