[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I've been charged and badly mauled by a Canadian goose, after hitting it three times with a .458 Winchester. Trust me, use nothing less than a .50 BMG.

Every serious Canadian goose hunter should have one of these:

[Hoosier Patriot]

Every serious Canadian goose hunter should have one of these:

Agreed, but with one caveat. Every serious Canada goose hunter should have two of these, in case a quick follow up shot is necessary.

[Cloud William]

Should Hillary! ever actually find herself in a duck blind, we can only hope that the ducks respond like THIS (download the mpeg named "Fun Duck Hunting"). :^)

[dighton]

Some prefer chasing geese into their lair.