Hillary Tells NRA Member: I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Newsmax.com ^ | June 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[Liberal Classic]

[Ditto]

Next week Hillary will claim that she used to be a duck.

a poor, black-Jewish duck. She might as well cover all the bases.

[William Terrell]

I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Find the misspelled word in the above sentence. (Hint:another Hillary sentence: I dorgot to dix your finner, fear.)

[TheRightGuy]

And I concede that there have been persistent accounts that HILLARY! was relatively normal as a youth, and that her current demented state dates from her late teens/early adulthood

HILLARY! was, indeed, a "Goldwater Girl" in '64!

[sneakypete]

Thanks for the ping,Bert. I had to admit it,but I'm actually stunned. I didn't think Bubbette! was capable of surprising me anymore with anything she does or says.

[sneakypete]

what kind of rifle she used and how many ducks she killed.

It was most likely one of those 50 caliber tank-destroying rifles,and she murdered thousands of innocent baby ducks with it each time she shot it.

The claim that she once tried to enlist in the Army but was turned down because she was too old.

It was the USMC,and according to Bubbette!,the recruiter talked her into not enlisting because "I could do more for the country as a lawyer." Everybody knows USMC recruiters were talking people out of enlisting during the VN war.

Her 1996 announcement that at age 49, she and President Clinton were thinking of having another baby (together).

This one was MY personal favorite. It caused me to send the only e-mail to the White House that I have ever sent. It was addressed to Bubba-1,and stated,"In reference to you and Bubbette! having another baby,Ah feel yore pain!".

[sneakypete]

a shotgun would have been used, even for women and children.

Are the Swede women and children that hard to kill?

[sneakypete]

Bill Clinton made the identical claim just before attempting the largest gun-grabs in Federal history.

Yup,and as usual,the NRA gave him cover by lending him a shotgun,and having NRA officials be the ones who took him hunting.

[Sub-Driver]

this should upset her base, and SHE used a GUN?

[sneakypete]

He's had some practice too, it seems.

Actually,from that photo it looks like he had different plans for that chicken. I'm thinking he ended up telling it "better put some ice on that".

[Senator Pardek]

Just another sly way for her to say she likes looking in the bush for game.

Classic! Madam - I stand in awe.

[gc4nra]

Vince Foster was a duck?

[sneakypete]

Get ready for it people. Hillary is going to run as a centrist.

Of course she is. She'll even get away with it because nobody in the media will ever be allowed to ask her any "non-approved ahead of time" questions.

Hopefully that will give Bush the cajones to move back right,

Not a chance.Bubba-2 is no more at home on the right than she is. He will try to "out-Moderate"" her.

[sneakypete]

Actually I would like to see Hillary put on one of those Groucho Marx nose, glasses and eyebrows masks...

Not me. I liked Groucho. One of the worlds funniest men. She should put on a Stalin mask. It would be more appropiate for someone with her lack of personality and humor.

[Doc On The Bay]

WELL, NOW; She MAY, INDEED have "Hunted Ducks" in the past----but Knowing her "proclivities," we can expect to translate her "Declaration" Thusly; She Murdered Ducks with overwhelming Firepower!

I SUSPECT she was a "50 Caliber Duck Murderer," Who NEVER tasted "Game Duck,"--except at an EXCLUSIVE "Game Restaurant!"

In a Less indulgent Society, "Hillary" would be "Locked Up!"

Doc

[Paul Atreides]

Knowing the way the Clintons word things, she probably meant that she used to hunt all the stores for a ceramic duck to put on the mantle of the Arkansas governor's doublewide.

[Terriergal]

ROFL!

[Terriergal]

Of course, she'll announce to a black audience, "I used to be black..."

The next logical question is (in both cases) "why aren't you anymore?"

[Terriergal]

what kind of rifle she used

LOL I hoped someone would pick up on that one!!

[Terriergal]

what kind of rifle she used

I bet it was one of them there shotguns with the laser scopes so them ducks didn't stand a chance!