The GOP is too ridiculous to be believed. They'll merge with the democrats as soon as we all get together and form a conservative party. We might as well get to it, because they're becoming indistinguishable from their intended partners as we speak.
I think that has already been done, and you have several to choose from. It is a veritable embarrassement of riches for you. Of course, you probably vote for one of them in any event, so I don't think you are going anywhere.