You beat me to it. This is a foul slander, a horrible canard, and its author should be condemned to carrying a pearl-handled Lorcin for the rest of his days. In a fur-covered external holster. With a trigger lock.
Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. God bless John Moses Browning...
A moment of silence...
I saw once in a gun store a gold plated Lorcin. Was a 10th anniversary edition or something. $200. Pretty cheap (in every sense of the word) for a "collector's edition" pistol. Sorta like a gold-plated Yugo.