Reparations for Slave Owners NOW!
Heh,heh...
Here's another one:
Reparations for Slave Breeders NOW!
Many "slave breeders" were free blacks. Could anyone have been more immediately and finally put out of business by the Emancipation Proclamation than the slave breeders? Sounds like grounds for reparations to me. So... who is willing to step up and claim that their ancestor was a slave breeder? Anyone? Anyone?
Yeah... that's what I thought. ;^)