She had grown up near Chicago
and her grades had been very good
And because her dad was pushing her, she had done the best she could
Other children did not like her
they would point at her and stare
They referred to her as Sister Frigidaire
She had always seemed quite heartless
shes been like that all of her life
All the counselors had predicted that she would make an awful wife
Other children did not like her
they would point at her and stare
They referred to her as Sister Frigidaire
Sister Frigidaire was angry
Sister Frigidaires really mean
And she was warning her tormentors that someday shed be their queen
You will all be dying
when I get power
no, Im not lying
Then at Yale she met a scumbag
its someone I think you all know
He had promised hed be taking her to the place she wants to go
Other students did not like her
they would point at her and stare
They referred to her as Sister Frigidaire
Sister Frigidaire was angry
Sister Frigidaires really mean
And she was warning her tormentors that someday shed be their queen
You will all be dying
when I get power
no, Im not lying
(musical exit)