I believe you misunderstood Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy. Actually, what he meant to say was "why can't those Jews just be good and quit killing so many folks in that corner of the world". At last tally, the Jews are winning this one, based on the body count, by about a four to one ratio. Not to mention they have most of the weapons (except the rocks, of course). Plus they have "weapons of mass destruction" if things get too dicey with the rock throwing kids. So quit your worrying about Jews going off to die quietly in corners...everything's gonna be alright (for them at least)
You sound disappointed. Take heart. I'm sure one of your Arab buddies will pull off another terrorist attack in Israel (and the US) very soon. That ought to cheer you right up.