[Movemout]

The FBI has issued fresh warnings to the public to beware of packages making ticking sounds, brand name tennis shoes with attached fuses, large rental vans careening wildly down the roadway, and firearms pointed in your general direction.

[Lady GOP]

Thinking this means terrorists could attempt to fly small planes into nuclear power plants.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

This just in:

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

Seriously....perhaps the warnings seem too frequent & too vague, but I would suspect that for many in the masses, the warnings are the only links to the very real danger we face. How quickly we forget! The HBO Special should be required viewing for America this evening.

[Grut]

...and what about the threat of terrorists disguised as nuns driving herds of bean-fed, methane-laden cattle into downtown Omaha during rush hour?

[TLBSHOW]

Make sure Tipper knows. LOL