[clintonh8r]

I can't understand why he passed up a chance to become a martyr.

[poet]

Not only that, how about the 72 virgins?

Before he was captured
he dreamt of his raptures
his pulse was surging
anticipating his 72 virgins
he'll find it's a bitter cup
from which they've chosen to drink
they didn't bother to think
they won't be able to get it up