[Glutton]

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then it's a...?"

...Quacker-backer? I'm not sure of your point here. Not to mention you are speaking to a graduate of the University of Oregon, whose mascot is the duck.

I've seen too many gorgious babes on the shoulders of many of our football players - whose team came in second in the nation - to think of those guys as worried about each other's rump. ;-)

[Zeroisanumber]

The reason that many (if not all) conservatives are opposed to the idea of any officially recognized "gay unions" is that it would be one step closer to legalizing true gay marriages.