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INS to Upgrade Border Detection With Hovercraft, Debilitating Pepper Substance
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| May 22, 2002
Posted on 05/22/2002 8:02:27 PM PDT by TomGuy
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Ok, the INS is getting serious now!
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posted on
05/22/2002 8:02:29 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: TomGuy
That's it! If their going to poison our salt supply with 9 tons of sodium cyanide, we'll hit em' with the Debilitating Pepper Substance!
To: TomGuy
Hmm. Sounds lethal. (sarcasm)
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posted on
05/22/2002 8:08:45 PM PDT
by
Ciexyz
To: TomGuy
Someone PLEASE tell me this is from the Onion . . .
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posted on
05/22/2002 8:14:57 PM PDT
by
TLI
To: TomGuy
Agents will be equipped with pepperball launchers...What?? No mudpies or snowballs?
To: TomGuy
Pepper doesn't affect Mexicans.
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posted on
05/22/2002 8:18:27 PM PDT
by
FITZ
To: TomGuy
pepperball Sounds like a spicy Marguerita Night finger food. When the illegals hear about "pepperballs" and "debilitating pepper substance" (habanero salsa?), more than ever will make the trip.
An illegal entry with snacks!
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posted on
05/22/2002 8:23:03 PM PDT
by
jrewingjr
To: F16Fighter
Maybe they should use paintballs with permanent dye instead. Then when we see striped people colored brown and bright fluorescent pink, we'll know they're illegals.
To: holyscroller
eh,stupid gringos,brought pepper balls to a gun fight.
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posted on
05/22/2002 8:31:43 PM PDT
by
philetus
To: TomGuy
...debilitating pepper substance...How can you take on a Mexican Army soldiers with automatic weapons with pepper substance?
To: TomGuy
INS, "Jose, Jorge, Roberto stop right there or we will use our Pepperballs on you?"
Jose, Jorge, Roberto, "Please Senor INS! Please hit us with your caliente Pepperballs please. We have no seasoning for our jack rabbit tacos!"
The INS fires the Pepperballs
Jose, Jorge and Roberto respond, "Shoot us a couple of Coronas on ice to wash down your pepper balls and our tacos! Gracias amigos!"
To: holyscroller
"Permanant paintball dye"? What?? And watch a fleet of hundreds of human rights commission attorneys sue the U.S. for $60B in "damages??
Too dangerous and expensive...Maybe the Agents will be allowed to "egg" the illegal invaders?
To: TomGuy
Better yet, arm them with potato launchers.
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To: TomGuy
Didn't anybody tell the INS that mexicans are immune to hot peppers?
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To: F16Fighter
How about rock salt?
To: Jeff Chandler
I got it. Lets secretly empty out the paintballs and refill them with something more substantial . . .
Uhh... LEAD.
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posted on
05/22/2002 9:41:46 PM PDT
by
TLI
To: philetus
eh,stupid gringos,brought pepper balls to a gun fight.Exactly. Isn't it interesting how these liberal slimes insist on the use of "non-lethal" measures to deal with America's enemies but will kill or incinerate any conservative given half a chance?
To: TomGuy
Pepper ball launchers ? I propose Commissioner Ziglar and Spokesman Strassberger spend a night along the Santa Cruz trail by Ajo AZ armed with pepper ball launchers.
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