[MadRobotArtist]

Okay, I came here looking for cows, and there is NOTHING about cows, or milk in this piece. I hate that bait and switch tactic people are using to get me to read stuff. Jeez this is just another terrorist thread. I want to know more about how Cows feel. If I don't see any threads on Bovine Jihad, I swear...

[Dan Day]

If I don't see any threads on Bovine Jihad, I swear...

Check out the link in post #3 in this thread... On that page you can hear the entire song, "Cows with Guns", which is pretty much about a Bovine Jihad. It's also abso-bloody-lutely hilarious, one of the best novelty songs ever.