Today I worked in a city called Coral Springs Fl. and this pompous ass came into the store I was at and had on those spandex black shorts and a spandex gaudy shirt that said Boca Raton Cycle club. I never realized that there was actually a snobbery type of thing with these dumb butts. This old codger got on his bike and rode off into a most wonderful rain deluge.
I hope lots of motorists hit huge puddles as they passed the spandexed whitehead.
Men in bike shorts are a truly unattractive sight.
"Beautify Boca Raton- ban spandex"!