[Lazamataz]

Susan Winkler was released on a signature bond Tuesday and ordered to have no contact with Brian Winkler and possess no guns.

I think the judge is being far too harsh here.

[JRandomFreeper]

Did you notice the ages? She 44, he 30. Hmmmmm.

[Larry Lucido]

Note to self: Invest in kevlar underwear or stick to paintball guns or supersoakers for safer foreplay.