That review was written by Rex Reed. I must question his tastes and judgment in general, and I base this on the obvious fact that he prefers to have sex with men. If he botches up such a momentous exercise of judgment as preferring the flat chest, hershey highway and hard pole to the supple grace of the female form, then why would I ever trust him to judge something as simple as entertainment.
"The prospect fills me with as much anticipation as a margarine shortage."
Obviously, a margarine shortage would fill him with dread because of the necessary application of margarine in his bedroom activities. Freak.
Yep, if Rex Reed wants to be bitter, a Star Wars fan can respond in kind.