[EggsAckley]

Geez! I wish I'd thought of this. When I went through my Master's graduation in San Jose in '96, the guest speaker was some Hispanic pol/activist on crutches, last name Gil-Osorio, who spent nearly an hour whoring for votes for Bill Clinton. The whole speech was political, and totally inappropriate for a graduation. I was embarassed to have dragged my folks there to listen to this crap. A few frisbee tortillas would have been perfect. LOL!

[codebreaker]

That a good idea, one can always threaten the speaker with a tortilla blast if they get to far off base.