DFU SONG: I Know a Place (our national embarrassment goes to East Timor) 5-8-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - I KNOW A PLACE

George just told me that I will be going
I have packed all my bags and am ready to fly
I had sent him over three thousand e-mails
Begging, please let me be your guy

In East Timor they still love me a lot
After all, they do not have right wing radio
But if I'm unlucky and strike out
I will not bite my lip and pout

'Cause I tell you I know a sink
At the Hilton…it is in room fifteen twenty-two
I know a sink and I will make due

They are not very bright there in East Timor
They do not know that 9-11's my fault
If I can find a young woman worth taking
And she says no, then I'll assault

In East Timor they still love me a lot
After all, they do not have right wing radio
But if I'm unlucky and strike out
I will not bite my lip and pout

'Cause I tell you I know a sink
At the Hilton…it is in room fifteen twenty-two
I know a sink and I will make due

I know a sink and I'll make due
I know a sink and I'll make due
I know a sink and I'll make due

[doug from upland]

SINKMASTER BEGS UNTIL HE GETS THE GIG

[doug from upland]

What the heck is this? They are called the Maubere people, not East Timorians, or East Timorados, or East Timorarians, or East Timoranguese, or East Timorascals. Hey, I kinda like the East Timorascals.

[doug from upland]

DID CONDI REALLY INVITE HIM?