Correct - etymologically "mastur" refers to "hand"...uh...not that I'm interested in this sort of thing, you realize...I, uh, read that in a book...no, not that sort of book...it was...uh...it was...what was the question again?
Actually, for all the conspiratorial blather and the political polemic on both sides, I don't think we're in too much trouble. Men still like women and women men, and both still like sex...I think...uh, I read that in a book...no, not that sort of book...