[Marie Antoinette]

Me thinks he should make a sound investment in a new 'piece

Just to be clear, I was taking about his hair, not his women. His hair does not appear to be his own.

LOL! I guess we're all over the map on this one, I thought you meant a new GUN!

[Phantom Lord]

He probably should get some new guns. I would think his chance of encountering a burglar or mugger has gone way up.