However, if you recall the ample mobile home parking for miles in every direction, you'd know that bringing a MONSTER-sized nuke in the back of a Ryder truck or a mobile home would not be noticed. The 500 is also renown as one of the greatest spectacles of debauchery and drunkenness (New Orleans would be the only rival... they go on for days. Indy has only one night like that). Add the 400,000 fans to the 700,000 in the metro area (all within 15 miles), and the body-count could be of biblical proportions.
I hope that the Moose Limbs aren't reading this and getting any ideas. Leave it to us Americans to give them the swords that they attack us with.
The Brickyard 400 in August is coming on strong.
Gotta do something back there besides grow corn, raise pigs, and make babies.