[boris]

Suggestion: hire a crop-spraying biplane. Fill the tank with molasses. Have it tow a big banner reading, "MALATHION". Spray as needed.

I figger that'd clear the pests outa the trees pretty fast...

--Boris

[sasquatch]

I figger that'd clear the pests outa the trees pretty fast...

Boris,
My favorite is:
3 people in full garb, 2 bungie cords, 1 funnel of appropriate size
and 1 paper wasp nest.