That was a wonderful article, and I'm going to e-mail to some friends. However, you violated Free Republic Rule #137, which prohibits posters from referring to a joke without actually telling it. As much as I would like to see Bibi, I'll probably never get to do so. Would you deprive a poor Freeper of a good joke?
Oops! Is ignorance of the law an excuse in this case? LOL!
I tell you what. I have to eat supper, and after I'm done, I'll come back and tell the rest of the joke, OK?