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It's late at night and you're hoping that you can find something worthwhile on TV
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With your remote you start flipping through channels and finally you choose NBC
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Girls come on the stage (la la)…they do a sexy dance (la)
Then you see the host (la)…dropping down his pants
It's Bill…it is Bill…it's Billy Boy's X-rated Sinkmaster Show
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First, he starts lying then DNA's flying…man, wouldn't you know
The crowd is aglow…Sinkmaster's Show
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Then, Mel Reynolds comes in…oh, look, Marion Barry and Condit and Teddy come too
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Jesse and Dodd and a gloved one who looks like he came from an alien zoo
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Girls come on the stage (la la)…they do a sexy dance(la)
Then you see the host (la)…dropping down his pants
It's Bill…it is Bill…it's Billy Boy's X-rated Sinkmaster Show
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First, he starts lying then DNA's flying…man, wouldn't you know
The crowd is aglow…Sinkmaster's Show
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He's a rapist (la la)…and a great escapist (la la)
What a liar (la la)…with his pants on fire (la la)
For aborting (la la)…loves his cocaine snorting (la la)
What a traitor (la la)…super masturbater (la la)
Stalks young girls (la la)…who are still in curls
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Girls come on the stage (la)…what a sexy dance (la la)
Then you see the host (la)…dropping down his pants
Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy!
Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy!
Bill…it is Bill…it's Billy Boy's X-rated Sinkmaster Show
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First, he starts lying then DNA's flying…man, wouldn't you know
The crowd is aglow…Sinkmaster's Show
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What a legacy he will leave