Posted on 05/02/2002 7:36:25 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative
Luciano Hastert. Staffers were stunned yesterday to hear some warbling coming out of the inner sanctum of Speaker Dennis Hastert's (R-Ill.) office.
It turns out that the Speaker was singing a patriotic tune that will be used in public service announcements promoting tourism in D.C., which has been hit hard since Sept. 11. Hastert's line was, "Of thee I sing, baby!"
The producers will splice together clips from Hastert, Senate Majority Leader Thomas Daschle (D-S.D.), first lady Laura Bush and other celebs to use in commercials.
"He may have a career as an opera singer," cracked Hastert spokesman John Feehery. "He has a surprisingly good voice."
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