DFU SONG: Last Kiss (oh where oh where'd Kofi Annan go?) 5-1-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LAST KISS

Here in Jenin we are really p*ssed
That's why we have trained terrorists
We've been the victims of the mean IDF
It really is surprising that there is anybody left

They came in with those tanks and with great big guns
They killed our children, every one
It isn't fair…they're too tough
We have found out that they do not bluff
Animals all…killing all they could find
They can kiss Arafat's behind
A great outrage…this has to end
Americans are their last friend

Oh where, oh where'd Kofi Annan go
We all thought that by now he'd show
He must investigate…there's war crimes, you see
We'll use the words of Rodham, we will kill all those FJBs

We can prove they took almost five thousand lives
That's a good number to have of wives
That would really keep me at my prime
They all can't have headaches at the same time
But I digress, let's get back to the Jews
Some day those guys surely have to lose

My little girl will do a suicide
And when she blows, we will be filled with pride
I know that there's something you'd all like to see
Explosives around Hillary

Oh where, oh where'd Kofi Annan go
We all thought that by now he'd show
He must investigate…there's war crimes, you see
We'll use the words of Rodham, we will kill all those FJBs

We'll blast them to hell…every infidel
Oh, we'll blast them to hell…every infidel
Oh, we'll blast them to hell…every infidel
Oh, we'll blast them to hell…every infidel

[doug from upland]

ANNAN CANCELS JENIN FACT FINDING

[I_be_tc]

That was great, Doug. Loved the idea of hillary helping kofi out. They were meant for each other.

TC

[doug from upland]

It looks like the supposed Jenin massacre is dying just like the supposed Bush Enron scandal.

[doug from upland]

Can it be? EVEN HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH SAYS NO MASSACRE