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I yield to your flashing wit! Have you run across the elegant theory of antigravity where you strap buttered toast to the back of a cat and then drop the assembly and they hover? The attraction of the buttered side of the toast(to the ground!) overides the force that causes the cat to land on its feet...Navigation horizontally can be controlled by coating the assembly with a white linen shirt and then shooting marinara sauce in the direction you want the linen clad, Marinara shooting, buttered toast spinning cat to travel in...The shirt's attractive force to the red sauce completes the exercise in physics.

Sounds like one hellaofa stain on that linen shirt! Since I am the original Martha Stewart ... I suggest throwing the cat in the washing machine on gentle cycle, sending the shirt to Goodwill of Calcutta and salvaging that toast by adding some fresh chevre ... and a good cup of coffee! Physics be damned! The last time I was swept off my by feet by someone from Seattle ... it was a disater!LOL &;-)