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A Polite Ad Of Teleporter Machine
Written by a very, very strange man | 1997 | Alex Chui

Posted on 04/30/2002 8:34:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: techcor
Wouldn't 1.6 billion hungry Chinese teleporting around still be 1.6 billion hungry Chinese?

Cannibalism seems a simpler solution, and the technology already exists.

61 posted on 05/01/2002 2:33:51 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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The Swift solution? Seriously, China is about the size of the U.S. (app. 3.6 million sqare miles). It only uses about 1/10 of that space because so much of it is desert (Mongolian being one). All they really need is water and freedom. Water might come from regular dam storage, desalinization, or even air wells (The Great Wells of China?). The freedom part is the hardest.
62 posted on 05/01/2002 2:37:30 PM PDT by techcor
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To: Lazamataz
Beam me up Scotty

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

63 posted on 05/01/2002 2:39:54 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: Lazamataz
Laz. Honey. When was the last time you saw your "special" doctor? What in heavens name were you looking for? Let's take a wild guess and say they are feeding those people funny brownies. Maybe Poppy breakfact cereal. Or he just overdosed on Star Trek.
64 posted on 05/02/2002 12:17:46 AM PDT by dixie sass
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To: PatrickHenry; Mulder
Then we teleport this guy by sucking him into the magnetic coil and spew him out at the other station.

Sounds like an X-File...we should get started on this right away. Mulder, are you there?

Thanks for the ping!

65 posted on 05/02/2002 5:22:57 AM PDT by Scully
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To: Lazamataz
More on Quantum Teleportation
66 posted on 05/08/2002 8:34:59 AM PDT by ET(end tyranny)
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To: ET(end tyranny)
BTTT
67 posted on 06/24/2002 8:55:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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ROFL!!

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68 posted on 06/24/2002 9:05:58 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: Lazamataz
Bookmarking until later today. Looks interesting, Laz.
69 posted on 06/24/2002 9:13:24 AM PDT by callisto
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Once China reaches 1.6 billion, China will blow up!
70 posted on 06/24/2002 9:15:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
First, what is a teleportation machine, in my head, consist of?

71 posted on 06/24/2002 9:15:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Looks like you inadvertantly took the off ramp from the Internet Superhighway and ended up in a one-way culd-a-sac.
73 posted on 06/24/2002 9:20:57 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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74 posted on 06/24/2002 10:44:11 AM PDT by beckett
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Things are kind of slow around here today, so I decided to give this a try. My friend Spike volunteered to help after I agreed to buy him lunch . . .

Spike is really angry at me right now. He's threatening to beat the snot out of me. Any suggestions?
75 posted on 06/24/2002 11:02:59 AM PDT by BraveMan
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