I would be very happy to trade lives with you for a day, just to demonstrate that you are not alone. Relaxing in your la-BOHR-a-tory whilst Plato brings me tea has a definite appeal. OTH, being a male you likely do not have the stamina required for the experiment...
Another part of the conspiracy, I see. Trying to weaken my resolve, perhaps to deprive me of my essence. Forget it.
my testosterone frenzy has me reaching for the "abuse" button.....