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Notes from a parallel universe
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| April 2002
| Jennifer Kahn
Posted on 04/29/2002 6:51:57 PM PDT by lds23
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To: PatrickHenry
I don't have a crank theory. I know that I am the only person on earth, and all of you are bogus images sent here to decieve me in a failing attempt to prevent me from discovering the truth. Well, your cosmic deception isn't working. My powers are growing. I'm very close to solving the mystery. And then watch out! It's more convincing if you use a blue font for megamaniacal rants....
To: PatrickHenry
Plato the Platypus says: "Planet Eight to you, longshadow!" Oh, yeah? Well, go stick your Duck-bill were the sun NEVER shines, you fuzzy monotreme throwback!!!!!
To: PatrickHenry
Look at post 52. Ahhhhh, I always assumed that the transposition of the two planets was part of your humor.....
Yeah, that's the ticket.....
To: longshadow
Ahhhhh, I always assumed ... Yeah, right. Well, Planet SEVEN to you, buster.
To: Doctor Stochastic
"Do you also believe that the moon is swapped out when you ar not looking, sort of a cosmic virtual memory?" Ahhh, the Cosmic Screensaver! A friend of mine has this theory that, in order to save energy, the universe sets into a "low resolution" mode objects which aren't being observed at a given point in time. Sometimes there's a time lag when things need to reappear. That's why sometimes you can't find something on your desk, and then suddenly it's right there under your nose.
To: fire and forget
I've heard Ex-Files is ending. Will you be taking another screenname?Not a chance. This is who I am. :)
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posted on
04/30/2002 6:07:06 PM PDT
by
Scully
To: general_re; PatrickHenry
Or perhaps "u-RIN-us" ???
67
posted on
04/30/2002 6:10:18 PM PDT
by
Scully
To: PatrickHenry
I am the only person on earthI would be very happy to trade lives with you for a day, just to demonstrate that you are not alone. Relaxing in your la-BOHR-a-tory whilst Plato brings me tea has a definite appeal. OTH, being a male you likely do not have the stamina required for the experiment...
68
posted on
04/30/2002 6:19:23 PM PDT
by
Scully
To: Scully; longshadow; general_re
Or perhaps "u-RIN-us" ??? "YOUR-in-us" (accent on first syllable)
Or maybe "your-IN-us"
How about "your-AYEN-us"? (rhymes with "your HIGHness")
Also known as Planet Eight Seven.
To: Scully
I would be very happy to trade lives with you for a day ... Another part of the conspiracy, I see. Trying to weaken my resolve, perhaps to deprive me of my essence. Forget it.
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71
posted on
04/30/2002 6:32:00 PM PDT
by
Bob J
To: PatrickHenry
Actually, there is quite enough "essence" in my life as it is, thus I would not need yours.
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posted on
04/30/2002 6:40:14 PM PDT
by
Scully
To: Scully
I'm happy for you.
To: longshadow
Teddy the Tortoise. Hmmm...interesting suggestion. But perhaps I should call him "Theodore", as he will reside in my la-BOHR-a-tory. :)
74
posted on
04/30/2002 6:55:20 PM PDT
by
Scully
To: Scully
If it's a Galapagos tortoise you could name him "Darwin." No alliteration, but still ...
To: PatrickHenry
My lab is a modest 12'x14', far too small for such a creature.
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posted on
04/30/2002 7:06:16 PM PDT
by
Scully
To: Scully
Hmmm...interesting suggestion. But perhaps I should call him "Theodore", as he will reside in my la-BOHR-a-tory. :) "A rose by another name smells just as sweet."
To: Lazamataz;myrddin;hollywood
Enjoy!
To: Scully
being a male you likely do not have the stamina required for the experiment... my testosterone frenzy has me reaching for the "abuse" button.....
To: Scully;PatrickHenry
This is my la-bohr-a-tory:
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And THIS is my lab:
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(cue diabolical laughter)
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