Surely you jest.
Believe it or not, there is one such approved ministry --
Courage. The guy who cuts my hair (I know, I know : ) belongs to it, and we had a long talk about it yesterday. He told me that as a result of the current crisis, all the references to Courage meetings in the weekly bulletins of the parishes that sponsor Courage have disappeared over the past month. This is a distressing time for all Catholics, but especially so for them.
Seeing as these Catholics are making a real (and very un-pc) effort to conform themselves to orthodox Catholic teachings, I think we should at least find out whether the "Retreat for Gay and Lesbian Catholics" is related to Courage before we FReep them. JMO.