I owned a couple of Macs once. Ribbed plastic, clunky things with SCSI ports. Couldn't multitask their way out of a paper bag. Now they're prissy-looking things that only a limp-wristed panty-waist girly-man would own.
"Now they're prissy-looking things that only a limp-wristed panty-waist girly-man would own."
Well I'm not a girly-man. I'm a woman. Apparently you don't think that women use computers.