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Posted on 04/22/2002 8:15:45 PM PDT by Not a Friend of Bill
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To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Pastel colors make my eyes burn!"
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"I was six...noooo wait seven years old and I says to myself Al if you could invent a computer system which would enable the whole world to communicate with each other!"
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04/22/2002 8:28:45 PM PDT
by
arly
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"My wife caught me checking out the neighbor's daughter and cracked me with a wooden spoon."
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"So then I went like this, and guess what? I passed the audition and got the part of Igor in the next 'Frankenstein' movie being produced by our Administration's friend Larry Flynt!"
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"He's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater"
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posted on
04/22/2002 8:30:49 PM PDT
by
harpo11
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"If your wife made you wear a tie like this in public, you'd be a twitchy ax-murderer, too."
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Ouuuuuu, I love to dance and little side step, and lead the people on."
From the movie "Greatest Little Who@ehouse in Texas", routine by Charles Durney.
To: Not a Friend of Bill
A new version of Al....Gone are the browns, the earth tones. Wonder what this new pastel purple is intended to communicate to us???? Wonder what the polling group thought about it???? He is just a wonder of wonders!
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Tipper put salt-peter in my food for a few days before I went to Berkeley. I'm still having some side-effects."
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Snorting coke with Bill's brother ain't what it used to be. I haven't been able to drive or read for days."
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Oh gosh, I hope that was a fart!"
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posted on
04/22/2002 8:34:04 PM PDT
by
phalynx
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Uh oh, are farts supposed to be squishy?"
To: MissAmericanPie
Uh, can someone get me the name of Gretta's plastic surgeon?
To: Not a Friend of Bill
Al Gore On The Environment!
George Bush In The Environment!
Keep Talkin Al!
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posted on
04/22/2002 8:45:05 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
To: Not a Friend of Bill
"Well, I didn't really mean everything I wrote in Earth in the Balance exactly, literally that way...."
To: Not a Friend of Bill
Pardon me, I suffer from Tourette's syndrome, characterized by involuntary muscular movements and obscene vocal expressions. This should adequately explain my performance in the election year debates.
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posted on
04/22/2002 9:01:26 PM PDT
by
GnuHere
To: Not a Friend of Bill
OOooh, these underarm shields HURT!
To: Not a Friend of Bill
The Easter tie is still intact, but Tipper threw an egg at me and I still can't get that darn piece of yolk out of my left eye.
To: MJY1288
Bump!
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posted on
04/22/2002 9:05:05 PM PDT
by
Howlin
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