If you check out some of his other "columns" on that web site I think it becomes pretty obvious that this is satire. He also "thanks" teachers unions for lowering standards to make future workers (today's kids) dumber and easier to order around, argues for lowering of standards in education and praises Ted Kennedy for understanding this, and wants to increase the number of smokers to generate more tax revenue and get people to die quicker so they consume less government services
He writes like Jesse Ventura used to call wrestling matches. Actually the name of the link should be the giveaway (End Justifies the Means).
"If you check out some of his other "columns" on that web site I think it becomes pretty obvious that this is satire."
Dang! Thanks for posting the quotes from his other columns. Nobody could actually write that stuff without first planting tongue firmly in cheek.
I have to give him credit, he sure had me going. He certainly keeps the residents of Pensacola more than a little riled.