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To: longshadow
"I do not reject women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essense." - Gen. Jack D. Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove"

Mandrake: Now look, Colonel... Bat Guano, if that really is your name, may I tell you that I have a very, very good idea, I think, I hope, I pray, what the recall code is. It's some sort of recurrent theme he kept repeating. It's a variation on Peace on Earth or Purity of Essence. E O P. O P E. It's one of those!

Guano: Put your hands up on top of your head. Start walking.

Mandrake: Don't you know that General Ripper went as mad as a bloody march hare and sent the while wing to attack the Soviets? Don't you know that?


19 posted on 04/23/2002 5:22:11 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: PatrickHenry
Mandrake: Don't you know that General Ripper went as mad as a bloody march hare and sent the while [sic] wing to attack the Soviets? Don't you know that?

Guano: "I think you and your pals are a bunch of deviated preverts, and Gen. Ripper caught you and was going to turn you in for all your preversions."

Mandrake: "Shoot the bloody lock off the soda machine, so I can use the change to call the president and get the Wing recalled. Shoot it, SHOOT IT, you bloody twit; that's what the bullets are for!"

Guano: "Okay, Mandrake... I'll get you your change, but you know what's gonna happen to you if you DON'T get the President of the United States on the phone?"

Mandrake: "WHAT?"

Guano: "You're gonna have to answer to the Cocoa Cola company!"

[from memory]

20 posted on 04/23/2002 5:33:44 PM PDT by longshadow
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