DFU SONG: Oh What a Beautiful Morning (ex-cop kills mugger scumbag) 4-22-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 4-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

To you muggers there is one more lesson
With retired cops do not be messin'
They won't be your victim…the tables are turned
And it's tough luck for you that you're gonna get burned

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight…that is strategically wrong
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight…now poor Ricardo is gone

When Luke Blake was out on Staten Island
Senor Carlon was there and not smilin'
He's speaking in Spanish and pulling his knife
That is when a gun owner protected his life

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight…that is strategically wrong
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight…now poor Ricardo is gone

There were five thugs who ganged up together
They were not there discussing the weather
John Lott told us all what the bad guys fear most
If you're armed and you're trained you can turn them to toast

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight…that is strategically wrong
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight…now poor Ricardo is gone
Now poor Ricardo is gone

[doug from upland]

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[doug from upland]

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[StarFan]

"Don't bring a knife to a gunfight". Wasn't aware of the story or where you were going with the unusual phrase until reading the story. I know I've said it before, but it's worth repeating, THE LYRICS ARE SHEER GENIUS and this definitely ranks in my top ten list.