[avg_freeper]

Just thought I'd beat BUSH2K to the punch here.

The bold is mine.

Pardon if the images don't show up, I don't have a lot of luck with html.

Wait till these guys find out about debian linux!

Any how, have at it!

[Cian]

I don't know why anyone bothers buying upgraded computers or indeed why manufacturers pay people to upgrade them.

Surely if you buy a basic model it will 'evolve' completely of it's own accord.

[longshadow]

ADDENDUM: It has been brought to my attention that the Darwin OS mentioned above now has a cartoon mascot (no doubt to influence children) named Hexley (pictured above) -- a platypus dressed as a devil who performs occult magic, i.e. hexes. They're not doing a very good job keeping their ties to the forces of darkness a secret, are they?[emphasis added to highlight Plato's predicament]

What say ye, PH? Is your furry mascot, Plato the Platypus, a servant of Satan, a minion of the devil? Does this not prove that you, too, are aligned in a wildly elliptical orbit with the forces of darkness?

[Icthus]

"..Hypnotically encased imacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism.."

Are you a member of "The Grassy Knoll Club"? ;o)

[Alternate_Heaven]

What about FreeBSD and OpenBSD, with a cute little cartoon devil, complete with pitchfork? Or Linux with a Penguin controlling the majority of servers on the internet? And if you read around, you can even see links to "prove" that Microsoft is actually a cover for the Illumanti (sp?)