[FreedomPoster]

Gunfire erupts (at) quiet Beach Party

What had been a fairly uneventful Beach Party weekend erupted in gunfire Sunday evening when at least four gunshots were fired at 33rd Street and Seawall Boulevard. Details were sketchy, but apparently, no one was injured in the shooting,

Must have failed to purchase his HoMeBoY NyTe SyTeS.

[GalvestonGal.com]

Several months ago a friend told me he witnessed an ambush on 18th and Ave L. The shooter partially hidden beside a phone booth waited until his target drove by.

He springs into the street, just feet away from his target and yells "hey, cuz!" (cousin) and shoots the gun sideways - like your spoof link describes.

Blam, blam, blam! sideways - just a few feet - and totally misses the dude. He could've used a HoMeBoY NyTe SyTeS!