I used to get home from work when crossfire came on and I didn't like to ignore the family as soon as I walked in the door.
So I would run the vcr and tape it.
After dinner I popped the tape in and they were do a live show from some University like Georgetown or another hi-falutin place back east.
He was getting all worked up about something when I saw what looked like a piece of white gum started to appear just below his upper lip. He closed his mouth and it went away. So Novak starts getting even more fired up and the whole bridge dropped and he had to reach up on live tv and push it back in.
I called my wife out to see it and she kept protesting that she didn't want to come out and watch that show she hates.
When she saw it her stomach lining almost came up from laughing so hard.