The Libertarian Party announced today that Richard Reid will be the Party's poster boy, and will be speaking out against majoritarian tyranny and for unlimited immigration and the right of people to carry C4 plastic explosives in their shoes. "The U.S. built a McDonalds in my homeland twenty-two years ago, and therefore I have a right to self-defense and repel the American aggression," chimed in Mr. Reid.
Richard Reid, freedom fighter in defense of Constitutional principles
I think you two should just drop all pretense of being politically motivated and simply come right out and tell us all about that time those terrible Libertarians drove over and killed your freaking DOG!
Everyone can understand this sort of hostility; stop pretending that your implacable hatred has anything to do with ISSUES!