[B4Ranch]

I would love to see China actually attempt to invade the US using large aircraft to transport their troops to the US. Park a few tractor trailors crosswise on the runways and shoot anyone who attempts to survive the wreck. Oh what a short war that would be!

[LarryLied]

Kurt Vonnegut told us what will happen in "Slapstick." China masters miniaturisation to the extreme; Chinese become so small a million of them can live on one square millimeter. Normal sized people inhale them and come down with The Green Death which leads to the near extinction of the human race.

[MinorityRepublican]

Heh, that would be very funny. That's exactly why we won't have to worry about China for a very, very long time!!