Rosie O' Donnell: 'I dream of Angelina Jolie..' (New Book -Mega Hurl Time)

ABC News ^ | April 16, 2002 | Stephen Chemin and David Blaustein

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Rosie O' Donnell's (book) makes reference to her partner of four years, Kelli Carpenter, but she says her book is not about her sexuality. 'I know people have been selling it as my love life,' but it's not.'

O' Donnell has three adopted children -Parker, 6 Chelsea, 4 and Blake, 2-and she says she is in a committed, long-term life typerelationship

Still she's been much more candid in recent months about her private thoughts. Lately, she's been talking about Angelina Jolie.

'I dream about her all the time and it's not like..adolescent boy-lust thing at all, she says.'

'There's something she represents to me and I think...she represents some sort of truth and beauty.'

'She's like a wild stallion, you know, running(?), she says . 'She's the kind of person who jumps in the pool the night she wins her Academy Award.'

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What that stuff by her shorts..a belt?

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I wonder how Rosie's life long TYPE 'partner' feels about this statement?

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[Benson_Carter]

actually it's Jolie who keeps a locket of Thorton's blood around her neck.

[Destructor]

Angelina Jolie is a pretty weird chick. She probably dreams of Rosie!

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I thought they both did it?

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I wouldn't doubt that either!

[irish_lad]

Again, mainstream media is advocating normalcy for this fat dyke. The sooner she becomes an obscure figure, the better.

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Yep, and Rosie is trying to keep her fading star in the mirror.

[SkyPilot]

She is so messed up. Read her Rolling Stone interview to see what a wack job she is.

Farrah is weird too.

[Ol' Sox]

Its not just her eye thats wandering. My kids were watching Nickelodeon the other day when Rosie O'Fatface herself appeared on the screen as spokesperson for something or other. Probably recruiting.

Another channel blocked. sigh. I think the kids are down to Animal Planet and Food TV at this point.

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I think Farrah is off the drugs now..

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What advertiser would possibly hire Rosie O' Doughnuts for a kid show now?

[egarvue]

I have very good dreams about Angelina Jolie.

I also have lucid, screaming nightmares about Rosie which threaten to plunge me into the gaping maw of insanity and chaos.

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You should be a psychologist!

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[mountaineer]

Consider this "balance" for that photo (with my apologies):

[finnman69]

It looks like she has some nasty tattoos WAY down there.....DIRTY GIRL. (Heh Heh Heh)

[Rebelbase]

I wish I were Billie Bob.