[A. Pole]

Most people will be so utterly horrified and astonished by this Pinche Cabrone that they will IMMEDIATELY demand the border be sealed, Bush impeached and Buchanan sworn in, [...]

Hmm, it makes me suspicious. Maybe they are on the Buchanan's payroll?

[Regulator]

Naaahhhh....Hector's been around a long, long time. Pat couldn't think up a shill this obvious.

Nope, Hector and Voz De Aztlan is the real thing! This Bats-in-the-Belfry crap is what the guy really believes. Think of him as the Mexican Farrakhan.

And don't think he's alone. He's required reading for all the little darlings in MEChA, the Mexican Separatist "student group".

[Arleigh]

Are we responsible for the high homosexual and lesbian rates among white people? This is one reason why white people are not multiplying. How about the corruption in your highest levels of government? Must we remind Mr. Buchanan of the depraved sexual trysts of ex-president Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky in the White House or about Congressman Condit and his implication in the disappearance of Chandra Levy.

Ouch! Dontcha just hate it when your enemies zing you this good?