man ignites self with own flatulence

ananova | 4/15/02

[galt-jw]

Ananova :

Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire

A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.

A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.

He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.

"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.

Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."

The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."

The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.

Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.

Story filed: 11:33 Sunday 14th April 2002

[Cuttnhorse]

When I was in the Navy there was a guy who used to do the same thing...I recall a bunch of us laying on the floor crying we were laughing so hard.

[Nitro]

Ping to previous post!!

[Texaggie79]

ping

[brewcrew]

Look closely. This dude has two buttholes.

[Cuttnhorse]

Another old one:

A farting horse will never tire
A farting man's the one to hire

[RedBloodedAmerican]

grabbed this one off some college kids website; he did an internship at an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico and thats where the shoot is from.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Better to burp and taste it then to fart and waste it.

[Nitro]

Jackie Mason in "CaddyShackII!!"

Come on dog-food!!

[Nitro]

That's how White Castle gets all their return business!!

The "belly-bomber" sends you back!!!

[BluesDuke]

watch for the nbc miniseries.

Suggested titles...

Against The Wind
Classical Gas
Thar She Blows!
Intestinal Affairs
Life With Farter

[R. Scott]

"The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident."

I hereby nominate this for the "Understatement of the Year" award.

[R. Scott]

Re post # 66
That looks like a POL barge – sure hope it's not a common practice.

[R. Scott]

Re post # 84
The gas is split when passing the seam of his pants.
I used to have a friend who did it every time he drank draft beer at a party.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean to laugh, promise!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Isn't this how they usually light the bonfire, Tex??

[whadizit]

LOL!! "World's Funniest Cop Tricks"

[whadizit]

Stop it! My computer has coca-cola all over it FROM MY NOSE!!

[whadizit]

This, too, shall pass.

[Texaggie79]

Why don't you ask a red pot yourself......

[Mr_Magoo]

Somebody has to say it . . .

Pull my finger?