[sheik yerbouty]

His future phone will be two tin cans, a string, and camel chips!

[LarryLied]

So why are Lieberman, Schumer, Nadler, Feingold, Feinstein, Levin and others not trying to help America reduce imports from Arabs by allowing drilling in ANWR? Why does the Jewish left in congress do all they can to prevent America from being as self-sufficient as possible?

[RichInOC]

No, I think the Israelis offered him a new one...

"All right, Chairman Arafat, you're all set. Oh, one more thing...to thank you for being a Bezeq customer, we're sending you a free custom ringtone, an old American song..."Believe Me, If All Those Endearing Young Charms", I think it's called...."

[bedebeep, debeep, debeep beep beep-beep beep-beep-beep-BOOM!]

(I love those old Warner Brothers cartoons, don't you?)