Who knew that Auschwitz consisted of great medical care; humane interrogation; Fruit Loops/bagels/orange juice and fresh milk in the morning, cola, lunchmeat sandwiches on fresh bread, and chips for lunch, and a varied banquet every evening; freely-provided religious materials and respectful distance during the practice thereof; regular voluntary exercise; and undisturbed sleep every evening.
Who knew the Jews had it that good at Auschwitz?
Too bad I wasn't around back then to book a few weeks of R&R at that happy, carefree destination.