"No, I like all you Navy boys. Every time we 've gotta go someplace and fight, you fellas always give us a ride."
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Whenever I would deploy, I always left an ample supply of gun oil and shoe polish behind at home to mollify the Marines.
Since it's a well known fact that a Jarhead would rather clean weapons and spitshine shoes than do anything else, I knew that my wife and daughters would be safe.