Johnny Bin Walker

unknown | April 9, 2002 | Just Right of Atilla The Hun

[just right of Atilla the Hun]

This is something I found awhile back. I transcribed it into text and later found the source for it or rather the original words to the song by Gilmore. Here is the original and the joke. It must have been written before Walker was charged, because as we all know he does not face the death penalty. It is cool in any case.

WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME

When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll give him a hearty welcome then, Hurrah! Hurrah! The men will cheer, the boys will shout, The ladies they will all turn out, And we'll all feel gay, When Johnny comes marching home.

The old church bell will peal with joy, Hurrah! Hurrah! To welcome home our darling boy, Hurrah! Hurrah! The village lads and lassies say, With roses they will strew the way, And we'll all feel gay, When Johnny comes marching home.

Get ready for the Jubilee, Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll give the hero three times three, Hurrah! Hurrah! The laurel wreath is ready now, To place upon his loyal brow, And we'll all feel gay, When Johnny comes marching home.

Let love and friendship on that day, Hurrah! Hurrah! Their choicest treasures then display, Hurrah! Hurrah! And let each one perform some part, To fill with joy the warrior's heart, And we'll all feel gay, When Johnny comes marching home.

-- Gilmoore

Now here is the Joke song:

HOME COMES JOHNNY BIN'

When Johnny Bin'Walker comes slouching home again Allah! Allah! We'll give him a deserved welcome then, Allah! Allah! The Lawyers will cheer and the fanatics shout, The ladies will all get their burquas out, And his dad'll still be gay, When Johnny comes slinking home.

The CNN anchors will squeal with joy, Allah! Allah! To welcome home their darling boy, Allah! Allah! The leftists and the crazies say, With book contracts they will strew his way, And his dad'll still be gay, When Johnny comes shambling home.

Get ready for the Jamboree, Allah! Allah! He'll get the needle three times three, Allah! Allah! The anode is ready now, To place upon his disloyal brow, And his dad'll still be gay, When Johnny comes stumbling home.

Let fools and idiots on that day, Allah! Allah! Their choicest suras then display, Allah! Allah! And let each protester perform some part, To fill with joy the taitor's heart, But his dad'll still be gay, When Johnny comes slithering home.

-- Frater Humeris